I have a major bone to pick with David X. I have felt this way for quite some time now and I feel that something needs to be said in regards to his behavior. David X is nothing but a fraud and a freeloader. He is a burden on this group as well as society as a whole. I have known David X. since he was nothing but a young hoodlum in bare feet, knocking over old ladies and punching pregnant women in the stomach. Now David X. has risen to the upper eschelons of society, and he stands on our shoulders people! I say enough is enough! We have given David X. an inch and he has taken a whole yard! And he still hasn't returned my tool belt or my Bon Jovy record.
I know that you have been hiding like some snake under a rock, David, but it's time to face the music. Come out and show your ugly fake head and we will spit in your ugly fake face, you pinko bastard!